Archive for May, 2010

How Things Really Work and Are and Always Will and Have to Be, Says God. Part 2: How to Sell a House

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

My son is getting old.  Not highlander old, yet, but old enough to begin seeing that his old man doesn’t always know everything.  This must be remedied.  To that end, I’ve decided to tell him the secrets of the universe, one at a time, through this blog.  The wrong secrets, watered down to homeopathic levels and then cut with acid and soaked into pages from Dianetics.   Thus this the second installment of my new series, “How Things Really Work and Are and Always Will and Have to Be, Says God.”

Pt. 2: HOW TO SELL A HOUSE:

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How Things Really Work and Are and Always Will and Have to Be, Says God. Part 1: How to Make a Baby

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

My son is getting old.  Not highlander old, yet, but old enough to begin seeing that his old man doesn’t always know everything.  This must be remedied.  To that end, I’ve decided to tell him the secrets of the universe, one at a time, through this blog.  The wrong secrets, watered down to homeopathic levels and then cut with acid and soaked into pages from Dianetics.   Thus this the first installment of my new series, “How Things Really Work and Are and Always Will and Have to Be, Says God.”

Pt 1:  HOW TO MAKE A BABY:

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Name That Movie Character: The John Hughes Edition

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Name a John Hughes movie character who:

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